Top Ten Reasons to Be a Physics Major
10. You may not get the girls, but you know how they get where they're going
9. Your desk is allowed to demonstrate Brownian motion
8. You learn the Devanney Sequence
7. German names
6. Time can slow down
5. ohm sweet ohm
4. You can spend a lifetime describing everyday events
3. You may not have a car, but you know how it moves
2. Everything else is just stamp collecting
1. You never have to comb your hair again.
10. You may not get the girls, but you know how they get where they're going
9. Your desk is allowed to demonstrate Brownian motion
8. You learn the Devanney Sequence
7. German names
6. Time can slow down
5. ohm sweet ohm
4. You can spend a lifetime describing everyday events
3. You may not have a car, but you know how it moves
2. Everything else is just stamp collecting
1. You never have to comb your hair again.
